Adventures in Beerland Vol. 2

I once heard of a little creature named Bier. It was an odd fellow that always babbled about the strangest things. One of it's favorite topics of one-sided discussion was the fabled Heart Crystal that was rumored to grant the finder true love.


One day while hanging out in the sun with it's buddy, it decided it had enough laying around and decided to search for the Heart Crystal that very moment!

Bier and Friend

Bier had only traveled about thirty feet (which is a long distance for something so small!) when it stumbled upon a frightening pile of animal bones! 

Scary Bones!

Bier jumped with fear so high that not even a bird could touch the poor creature! After a moment of weightlessness, Bier began to fall... fast...

Bier almost touching OUTER SPACE!

Luckily for Bier, there was miraculously water to break the fall from above the clouds. Any normal creature would die from this, but Bier was made of liquid! After catching sight of something glowing, Bier thought, "Maybe it's the Heart Crystal! I will find true love after all!", but it was not the crystal at all... it was a group of JELLYFISH!

Caught by Jellyfish!

Bier freaked out and began swimming as fast as possible so as not to be stung, when a sea turtle came to the rescue. Bier jumped on and they fled the chaotic scene.

Bier riding a Sea Turtle.

The turtle stopped to drop Bier off and said, "I know not what you seek fellow, but good luck on your journey!" Little did the turtle know, it had dropped Bier off very close to it's destination.

A sunken Magical Ship.

With all of it's exhausted self, Bier began to swim, when it felt something hit it's base...

It was... It was...

THE HEART CRYSTAL!

Suddenly out of nowhere, while I, Ian Knox was sitting and enjoying a movie... BIER appeared before me! Bier found true love at last!

True Story.