He then proceeded to pull a crown out but could not since he had no thumbs. With the flick of his head (and a mighty flick it was) a group of possessed meerkats in robes appeared and pulled his crown out from under his wing. They then placed it on his head, and the sight was magnificent!
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| Meerkat Follower |
Never before had I seen such a powerful looking (and angry) ostrich!
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| The King of all Ostriches |
The king spoke,"Do you believe me now human peasant?!" so I returned,"Yes your majesty! Allow me to create you a stein fit for royalty!"
He responded,"Very well, but if it does not fit my description of perfection, then consider yourself dead!"
After hours of work I presented him with the stein, which was later fittingly named the Stein of Power. After a few moments of looking at the stein which lay at his feet he bellowed,"THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! I cannot open the stein without thumbs! Obviously, human peasant, this stein is not perfect."
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| The Kings hate filled look of disgust |
I hauled ass and managed to escape just in time to see a giant explosion and chunks of ostrich all over the road behind me.
Little did the Ostrich King know, I planted C4 inside the stein.
That is the story of how I became known as...
Slayer of the Ostrich King
Though you are the slayer. I have the crown
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